Strollercize
I was out to lunch thinking that the women who are wearing thongs and g-strings in this summer heat should be told that they should wear full butt pantaloon undies. You are better off having panty lines showing than having the much seen around Midtown butt sweat lines.
As that thought was in my mind I hurried up to walk in front of butt sweat lines woman, only to find myself walking behind to women pushing strollers and one with way too much self promotion on her body for Strollercize. The website has told me the same thing that anyone that has already seen someone strollercizing could tell you; which is that post prego women pay money to join to “program†to walk their baby in a stroller at a leisurely pace. These strolling mothers walked way too slow for 56th between Lex & 3rd. It’s strolling yes, but push that stroller at a faster pace. Think walkfastersize. If you want to push your baby in a stroller, just wear regular clothing instead of the non-flattering spandex used when working out. You aren’t breaking a sweat walking at a snails pace, even if you are pushing a 15lb baby in a stroller, you know why? Cause it’s on wheels. The wheels are sweating more than you three and your “Ijusthadastroke†walk. Then to top it off, some weirdo who looks like she is on her lunch break, and who is wearing spandex in the proper context cause she’s working out comes up and passes both myself and the three strollercize ladies. The actual workout lady is doing some type of windsprints. It’s only weird cause this is on 56th between Lex & 3rd. The billboarded strollercize woman that was the trainer turns to her two clients, and whispers a joke about the woman doing windsprints. Do you strollercize people think you are actually better than someone else? Take my advice, please, just get the Tony Little Abs workout dvd. It will flatten your tummy in no time, and then actually run to the point where you break a sweat. That would actually help you lose the baby fat. Or, keep the baby fat. It can be becoming as well. 