Danny Glover Officially Welcomes Mel Gibson
This morning Mel Gibson was officially welcomed into The League of Washed Up Action Movie Stars by Danny Glover. Gibson was shocked at his induction into this exclusive club, of which he is only the second member.
Glover was so happy to have someone to mill about the rest of his days with, that he shot off two celebratory rounds of blanks. Glover also has high hopes for his organization with its doubling, he says that he has plans to one day unite with The League of Washed Up Romantic Comedy Stars, which Ben Affleck has so far been objecting to.
Gibson was seen walking into the sunset towards the nearest AA meeting, muttering the names Katzenberg, and Brillstein.
*It should be noted that both Glover, and three innocent bystanders to the induction asked Gibson if he could purchase a shirt and pants for Glover. Gibson released a statement through his publicist stating “I am deeply saddened that my fellow action star only has the means to wear polka dot boxers, and I shall purchase neigther pant nor shirt for him. I will relinquish all hope of living life as I have in the past and follow suit.”
Whatever that means.
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