Movie Reviews
So I find that I cannot successfully give movie reviews for movies that I have not scene if I do not know what the title of the movie is. Internet access to movies is restricted and denied in my office, I rarely watch commercials, and don’t have a clue as to what movies are out there.
I saw four movies in the theatre this summer.
1- The Break Up – Go see this with your girlfriend or boyfriend, and enjoy the tension that builds between the two of you as you watch the horrors fall off the screen, and then afterwards try to pretend that you both actually enjoyed this movie. If this does not seem appealing to you, might I recommend you Netflix “Fever Pitchâ€.
2- Strangers With Candy – Go see this with your best friend that doesn’t speak a lot of English. You’ll be sure to enjoy the movies much more than your friend.
3- You, Me, & Dupree – Hands down the best movie of the summer. If you don’t enjoy this movie, you should have instead have opted to shave your balls, or that of your neighbor, or close friend. Go see this movie.
4- Art School Confidential – I would recommend you go see this movie, but only if it is at a theatre other than Sunshine, this way you can avoid the awkward waiting of movies lines. However, this is a must see for any artist. You will smile, laugh, cringe, and cry as they spoof many of the people who you know. Especially the many “individuals†that there are in the world of arts.
There you have it world. Go run off to the theatre!

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1) You didn’t absolutely LOVE The Break Up? I mean, if I recall, we were just laughing til we cried at all of the hijinx that ensued during the most hilarious breakup of the century. Oh wait. Maybe we just cried.
2)Poop infused explosives as a science project. Classic!
3)Can you please pass the butter?
4)We saw Art School Confidential at the Angelika, darling.
Geez.. I must be really busy lately… the last movie i saw was the cartoon monster house… I guess i need to step up…