Dear Mrs. Linda Church,

I wanted to thank you for allowing me to build plenty of trust in you over the past many years. If it were not for this trusted pack in which you inform me of the most accurate weather forecasts that you have access to, and me listening to said weather forecasts, I would have left my place umbrella in hand today.

Instead, based upon 30 seconds of your forecast today I decided to take a gamble, and left my place umbrella less this morning. You so cleverly informed me that you thought the rain would stop this morning and that the rest of the day shouldn’t have any rain. So far you’re right, and for this I applaud you. I hope that your forecast continues to follow your godlike vision for the weather today.

I must admit that when I first left my place this morning I felt kind of foolish walking to the subway without an umbrella since the skies were very dark, and it was ever so slightly misting out. I almost went back for an umbrella, and instead I continued on the two block walk to the subway, all the while thinking “Linda Church said it will clear up, so it must clear.”

Here’s to you Churchie! Here’s to you!

Regards,
Beehive

P.S. I just found out that you are married to the one and only Jim Dolan of WABC-7. Huh??? I will go under the assumption that at the time of this union you did not yet have the godlike life forecasts that you have in your arsenal today, and that you had no idea of what kind of bald man your husband would become. On the other hand he is an enjoyable reporter to watch.

P.P.S I also wonder what the weather was like on that wedding date, and if Chuck Scarborough was there.