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Today At Lunchtime…

I was waiting for the down elevators, and while I was waiting a coworker named Ray came up. As he passed he invited me to eat with him, and some others in the large conference room. I picked up my food, and headed up to the large conference room.

It was Ray, SS & KG. SS & KG are both women in their mid 20s, while Ray is in his early 30s. All of them VERY SINGLE. Before long the conversation got onto porno magazines. That was when I decided that I would keep my mouth shut. I don’t need to let them know what internet site is my favorite one, plus who buys porno mags nowadays?

KG does!

When KG was in Germany, she picked some up for Ray. Okay, I found that odd too.

Ray went on and on and on about how he is into porn, and his love for the movie “Showgirls.” Then proceeded to talk about being in various whorehouses across the globe. Particularly one he was in only a few weeks backs while in Japan. You walked down a flight of stairs, and then the ceiling was glass, and all the women wore skirts. People chose the women based off of the view from below, the deal would be done for 500 dollars, American.

Some days I learn way too much about my otherwise “normal” coworkers.

Lessons Learned The Hard Way…

When I run out of Brillo pads with the soap already on the pad do not dare try and clean the frying pan with a Brillo pad that has no soap, and definitely do not try to get soap on it by brushing it into the bottom of the box where all the leftover soap is. This is only allowed the steel wool to pierce my sensitive skin. Thereby wounding my middle finger.

Do not think that you still remember how to make hard-boiled eggs. Just because you can make some really delicious meals from scratch does not mean that the memory still works for one of the simplest dishes around. Semi hard boiled eggs are not fun to wake up to eat when you’re starving.

Lessons learned…

Beehive is unveiled to the world.

Beehive is unveiled to the world.

Let us take a moment to laugh amongst ourselves knowing that we sold MO last week, cause it got killed today. KILLED!

Reminds me of the day after I bought it a few years back, when it dropped nearly 10% that day. While today is a lesser percentage drop, it would have hurt the bottom dollar value more.

Screw you MO!

Woo Hoo!