Let us take a moment to laugh amongst ourselves knowing that we sold MO last week, cause it got killed today. KILLED!

Reminds me of the day after I bought it a few years back, when it dropped nearly 10% that day. While today is a lesser percentage drop, it would have hurt the bottom dollar value more.

Screw you MO!

Woo Hoo!

In Case You Ever Wondered What Men Do On Their Man Dates

Here you go…

Man Dates

As you can see, they enjoy man on man hugs, and lots of them at that!
Wearing things that they purchased at the Staten Island Mall.
Hanging around with nametags on.
Smile creepily while “posing” way too close together with each other.
Allow one to three women they don’t know to get a trophy in exchange for hanging around them.
As well as giving each other lots of BIG TROPHIES!

Oddly enough I googled a kid that I went to high school with who had the nickname of “Rat” due to his likeness to the rodent. He’s not pictured.

Regards,
Beehive

P.S. As you can tell, I really really don’t want to do the tasks at hand at work today.

How Good Is A Walrus’ Memory?

I sure as heck don’t know, and each time I go to the New York Aquarium I always wonder. Two Sundays ago I went with the Cheese, and as we stood in the cave at the glass I wondered, was Wylie the Walrus saying, “Hey everyone, there’s Beehive!” Did Wanda the Walrus shout “OMG! Beehive looks great with that buzzed hairdo!” Did Willie the Walrus say, “Long time no see Beehive?” Did the Walrus that has no name wonder, “Why didn’t Beehive ever give me a name?”

I do not know the answer to these burning questions, and yet I still cannot get them out of my mind. Walrus’ are big, and appear to be the Elephants of the ocean. Elephants reportedly have great memory. Why wouldn’t Walrus’ have great memories too?

I like to think that they remember me, since they always swim up to the windows, look inside the cave at the people look in at them, I’ve even had times where one Walrus in particular has stayed at the same window looking at me for minutes on end. They have to have some good brain function and memory, only I’m not certain for sure.

I did some hardcore research, yes I did; I spent about four minutes scrolling through the first two pages of google results, only to find out that scientists don’t want to disclose what they think a Walrus’ memory is. It’s almost as if scientists do know or maybe don’t care what the memory of a Walrus is. Sounds like a cover up if you ask me. (I was going to write sounds fishy to me, and I couldn’t bring myself to allow such a pun)

Jackass: Number 2

If you haven’t already seen this movie, I strongly suggest that you go out ASAP and accomplish the viewing.

I saw this Saturday evening, I never laughed at a movie so hard, and I never cried from laughter as hard as I did from this movie.

I laughed so hard that I coughed something up. I wasn’t sure what it was, I didn’t really want to know, and I couldn’t miss a moment of the movie, so I wiped the thing that came out of my mouth off on the floor and seat cushion.

Thank You Jackass,
Beehive

While I tried to publish my blog earlier this posting got deleted. Grrrr….