I Am A Pig On Tuesdays!
Welcome to I Am A Pig On Tuesdays.
This week follow us on the road to Ms. Elizabeth Perkins…sweet sweet Ms. Elizabeth Perkins.
I first recall seeing Ms. Perkins in the movie Big, a film in which this “older†woman falls in love a ten-year-old boy. Yowza! Yowza! Yowza! Talk about a fine young man to bring home to mom, sheesh!
Over the years we’ve all watched Ms. Perkins only get better and hotter looking year after year, personally my favorite look that she wore was in the newly classic film, “Finding Nemo†in which she so cleverly portrayed living breathing rocks in the form of coral.
One might ask, “Just how does Ms. Perkins stay so hot and spicy year after year?â€
The answer to that question is we sure as heck don’t care, just keep looking good, honeypie.
Just how hot is Ms. Elizabeth Perkins of the HUSS scale?
HUSS HUSS HUSS HUSS HUSS HUSS HUSS.
She’s a perfect seven out of seven on the HUSS scale!
-Beehive

Note to self: stay far, far away from Men Are Pig Tuesdays.
Her? Really?
Do you watch Weeds?
I only watch it when I get free Showtime. So, not very often.