I Hope That No One Panicked Yesterday Over That Plane Crash…
Remember this: If you are ever scared or worried that you as an American are going to be either a victim of, or killed by terrorism, or be a victim of, or killed due to an airplane accident, you are much more likely to get diarrhea, which is an injury in my book, in fact, you are also much more likely as an American to die from diarrhea than die from terrorism. FACT!
You might be surprised to find out that each and every person in America suffers at least one bout with diarrhea each and every year. Only 3,100 Americans die each year from terrible diarrhea.
Golly gosh, who’d of thunk it, huh?
That’s an odds death by diarrhea of 1 in 87,741, which isn’t that great an odds of dying, which should mean that the chance of being a victim or death by terrorism is that much less than your brain originally thought.
Don’t believe me about diarrhea? Maybe you’ll believe me about obesity? Odds of death by simply being a fat person are a staggering 1 in 906. That’s about 300,000 people dying each year prematurely due to being fat. Wow! You might want to worry about what you eat, rather than “Is this it?†every time you see a plane overheard, or someone who “looks†like a terrorist.
Don’t believe me? Google it, and find some very respected institutions that will back me up.