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I Am A Pig On Tuesdays!

Welcome to I Am A Pig On Tuesdays.

This week follow us on the road to Mrs. Ingalls…sweet sweet Mrs. Ingalls.

Many of us first met Mrs. Ingalls back in Little House On The Prairie. Sure, lots of us have grown up watching this tender mother become an even more tender mother, despite living as if she was in the 19th century during most of her adult life which actually happened in the 20th century. Somehow during all this, Mrs. Ingalls got up each morning just to give the average passerby a woody. She was a miracle, always able to keep herself strong and sexy. We never saw her without a smile on her face that wouldn’t make us want to bone her.

Mmmm… Mmm… Mmmmmmmm

Mrs. Ingalls, while I realize that you are a married woman and a mother as well, I just wanted to let you know that you are currently, have always been, a MILF. You have the heir of an exquisite old fashioned girl, and I’m sure that under it all you are just wild wildebeest of lustful passion, waiting to be released.

If I had the power to I would officially name you to be the one and only National All American MILF.

I’m sure the question you all want to know is this, “Why hasn’t Mrs. Ingalls ever posed for a smutty older woman who lives as if she is in the 19th century magizine yet?”

The answer to that question is I’m working on it. Each night before I go to bed, I get on my knees and pray to God to give Mrs. Ingalls the strength to realize that photography was indeed around in the time during which she enjoys pretending her life is happening in, and that she will one day pose, if not for the sheer principle that we all want to see her naked behind.

Yes we do. Don’t none of you deny it out there.

Just how hot is Mrs. Ingalls of the HUSS scale?

HUSS HUSS HUSS HUSS HUSS HUSS.

She’s an outstanding six out of seven on the HUSS scale!

-Beehive