I Am A Pig On Tuesdays!

Welcome to I Am A Pig On Tuesdays.

This week follow us to our babe of the week, Betty Crocker…sweet supple Betty Crocker…

Quite a many man has had the luxury of eating some of Betty Crocker’s fine cooking. Many of us will attest that she is the hottest homemaker to have ever walked the face of the Earth. She has countless food recipes, all which are tasty, which leads me, the average man to assume that Betty Crocker also has a large array of sexual positions and scenarios that no man could ever tire from.

Ooooohhhhhh baby!!!!!!

Betty Crocker you my dear, know that the way to a mans heart is through his stomach, which as we all know eventually leads to a mans pants.

I’m sure the question you all want to know is this, “How many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop?”

If you take our little question as a euphemism for Betty Crocker’s extra special tootsie pop, I will let you all know that a good steady constant lick at 98.6 degrees F in a counterclockwise direction for eight minutes will allow you to get to that delicious center.

Mrs. Crocker, bake me a cake, watch me eat it and mentally undress me with your eyes, then allow me to have you as I will…I dare you.

Just how hot is Betty Crocker on the HUSS scale?

HUSS HUSS HUSS HUSS HUSS HUSS HU.

She’s a rockin’ six and a half out of seven on the HUSS scale!

-Beehive