My New Work Neighborhood Has Found Me Out!!!

A few minutes ago my manager walked past my desk and said, “Beehive, you stink!”

“What do you mean KG?”

“Wanda thinks you smell.”

“She does?”

“Yeah, she thinks we all smell.”

”That’s not nice Wanda.”

“Beehive, go check out her desk.”

“What’s going on with your desk Wanda?’

She pointed to the scented candle that she had opened up, and place conveniently on her workspace.

“I smell things.”

“Oh.”

I quietly made my exit and returned to my cube.

While I am guilty as charged, it’s not my fault.

I have a really quick metabolism that makes my body usually produce at least two bowel movements a day. So there is always something a brewing back there, and I am not a fan of drugs, even over the counter ones.

I would much rather stink up the place than always have my liver and kidneys working in overdrive due to the chemicals of Gas X or Beano.

For those of you who might find my bowel movements abnormal I will have you know that according to the State of NJ I do have healthy bowel movements, and if any state would know about bowel movements, it would be NJ.