My New Work Neighborhood Has Found Me Out!!! A fe…
Posted by beehive on 24 Oct 2006 at 01:36 pm | Tagged as: Uncategorized
My New Work Neighborhood Has Found Me Out!!!
A few minutes ago my manager walked past my desk and said, “Beehive, you stink!â€
“What do you mean KG?â€
“Wanda thinks you smell.â€
“She does?â€
“Yeah, she thinks we all smell.â€
â€That’s not nice Wanda.â€
“Beehive, go check out her desk.â€
“What’s going on with your desk Wanda?’
She pointed to the scented candle that she had opened up, and place conveniently on her workspace.
“I smell things.â€
“Oh.â€
I quietly made my exit and returned to my cube.
While I am guilty as charged, it’s not my fault.
I have a really quick metabolism that makes my body usually produce at least two bowel movements a day. So there is always something a brewing back there, and I am not a fan of drugs, even over the counter ones.
I would much rather stink up the place than always have my liver and kidneys working in overdrive due to the chemicals of Gas X or Beano.
For those of you who might find my bowel movements abnormal I will have you know that according to the State of NJ I do have healthy bowel movements, and if any state would know about bowel movements, it would be NJ.
Apparently, the average person farts 14 times a day. Exciting news, huh?
I’m drooling at that thought…