Open Letters To People That Will Most Likely Not R…

Open Letters To People That Will Most Likely Not Read Them!!!

To The Rep In The Field That Doesn’t Know How To Use A Fax,

You are an idiot, and I am so glad that you are a fiduciary. It makes me proud to be apart of such a great company.

Up Yours You Ignorant Fool,
B. Hairdresser

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To The MTA Employee Who Authorized The Subway Evacuation,

You made my day. I always want to be evacuated from a subway car and get to walk through the tunnel. Thanks to you this dream was able to come to fruition, albeit about 10 feet. Still, it gave me a bright start to the day.

Regards,
Beehive The Commuter.

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To The Guy That I Ordered A Roast Beef Melt From,

Thank you. Seriously, thank you. You had run out of roast beef, and then decided to use filet mignon in its place. That melt was lean and tasty.

Grazie,
Beehive