I Am A Pig On Tuesdays!

Welcome to I Am A Pig On Tuesdays.

This week follow us to our babiest babe of the week so far, Ms. Pacman…mmm mmm mmm Ms. Pacman.

Oh how I’d like to get me a piece of that…

Just look at those curves! They don’t quit!

I recall the first time I met this sweet babe. At the time she was whoring herself out for a quarter a play, that’s what they called it back then - it was the 80s. Man, she was smoking hot. She was one of the coolest babes I’ve ever come across. She didn’t mind one guy playing her, and having a group of guys standing around watching all the action. Heck, moreso than anything she enjoys running around in no clothing, except for maybe a bow on her head now and then.

I’ve yet to come across another woman who enjoyed the attention the way she did.

Ms. Pacman my curvy delight, I would like to dip you into a tub filled with caramel, take you out, place you on my bed, and just ravage your naked body. I would pretend that you’re a lifesized candy apple, and just eat you up.

I will get right to my point with my one question to you, Ms. Pacman. Here it is… I hope that you are ready for this. Gulp… Ms. Pacman, will you make me the happiest man alive and be my bride?

I hear that the Empire State Building offers free marriage ceremonies every Valentine’s Day, and well, if you say yes, I was thinking this February 14th, you and me….huh? What do you say, babe?

Ms. Pacman, the times we spent together so many years ago were some of the best times of my life, maybethey were for you as well. Just so you know, if we get married, I will be expecting to receive a sponge bath from you twice a day, each and every day, for the rest of my life.

Just how hot is Ms. Pacman on the HUSS scale?

HUSS HUSS HUSS HUSS HUSS HUSS HUSS HUSS HUSS HUSS HUSS HUSS HUSS.

She’s so hot that she went off the HUSS scale!

-Beehive