First the shocking yet good news. Britney Spears apparently DOES HAVE A WORKING BRAIN. Today, she announced that she will be divorced Kevin Federline. Yes, K-FED, that was a diss! Bring it, punk!
Now for the bad news. Thanks to a taped phone message from the Dish Network, I have received word that come December 1, 2006 I will no longer legally be able to receive out of area local channels. The excuse that given was “due to a court ruling.†Whatever that means.
This means that I will have my feed of NBC-LA forcibly removed from my satellite package.
I feel that this is a travesty to this great nation of ours. No longer will bright people that live on the coasts be able to watch the filth of lies that is spread across the nation via the local broadcast channels.
This means that organizations will actually have to either get people to voluntarily to move out to bummfuck states to watch the local news, or actually have to pay people to do such things.
I seriously do not understand how such a thing as preventing people from watching whatever they want to watch on TV. It’s not as though the content is banned based off of the programming; it is more so that people in power want to prevent normal everyday people from being able to find out what the guy next door is being told as truth.
Plus I want to be able to watch my LA car chases whenever I get the chance to.
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Kirstie, lookin’ fahnnnnnnnn.
Oh, you ass men are all the same
Kirstie looks great. I only wish is that Oprah, or one of her staff could have had Kirstie flaunt some of her behind.
Ha, she has finally Fed-Exed him!