I will eat through my entire five-pound crate of clementines, then run out to the supermarket and buy another box. This year I will not overdose on clementines like last, by eating 20 to 25lbs of clementines within three weeks.
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I will wake up one night drowning in a pool of my own drool after falling asleep on the couch.
I will be lost and confused upon waking up, and there just might be some creases on my face from the fabric beneath my face while I slept.
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Teri Hatcher will announce that both she and Ryan Seacrest are madly in love, and that they have just been lying real low since their first date was all over the tabloid newspapers so many months ago. Teri will also state that Ryan really loves her vagina, that he certainly know how to please a woman, and has tapped her arse more than once in the most romantic fashion.
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