I Am A Pig On Tuesdays!

Welcome to I Am A Pig On Tuesdays.

Before I begin, let me just state that I did not go gay on all of you. I happened to catch “License to Drive” last night on HBO, and even though the babe of the week is a guy, I bet he’s been someone “Babe” for a night or two.

This week follow us to our babe of the week, the Haim…mmm mmm mmm Corey Haim.

You know that you looked all girlie and whatnot…

If there was ever a man that had a vagina for a butt, it would have to have been our beloved Corey.

I grew up watching Corey movies such as Lucas, the Lost Boys, License to Drive, & Fast Getaway. From that very first time that I saw Corey on film, I knew that he most likely had have been born a girl and had a sex change at a very young age, or at the very least he was born a hermaphradite, with the doctors choosing not to cut off a penis, instead they opted for the sewing up of his vagina. Either or, it doesn’t matter, because I knew that Corey Haim was way too girlie to be a guy.

Just admit it, now that I’ve said it, you are agreeing with that statement of his birth.

Lest ye bring forth a man girlier than Corey Haim I shall annoint Corey Haim Queen of Peanut Butter and Banana Sandwich Day Parade.

Corey Haim, I would enjoy sending you to the doctors and having them remove your penis, undo the stitches of your vagina, put some big boob implants on your chest, make you grow your hair out, get you in that tanning bed, only to come out of it all looking like Pam Anderson.

Remember that I’m no fool! I know that Corey Haim has had his troubles with drug and alchohol addictions, that he’s had troubles with the law, was dead ass broke, and due to all of this, I would not be surprised to learn that he sold his girlish butthole as a vagina once or twice.

No sir, I would not partake in any intercourse or touching in any way with the Haim. The only thing only thing that I would do is watch the Haim whack herself off while looking like Pam Anderson.

Just how hot is the Haim on the HUSS scale?

Nothing registered at it’s current decibel reading.

Let us do some readjustments…

How hot is the Haim on the HUSS scale?

HUSS HUSS HUSS HUSS HUSS HUSS HUSS

She’s a perfect seven out of seven on the HUSS scale!

-Beehive