Clementine = Allergy
Posted by beehive on 16 Nov 2006 at 02:07 pm | Tagged as: Uncategorized
I am not feeling well. My eyes are still swollen and itchy. My lips are dry and itchy. Why? Cause my body is a douche bag and is allergic to clementine.
Google is no help with this allergy. I was hoping for magical rub butter on your eyes sort of remedy to help me out.
My coworkers tell me that my eyes appear to be looking worse than this morning.
Despite the fact that I haven’t had a clementine in over 24 hours I am showing all these signs of the clementine allergen, I just want to eat another, and I know that I can’t.
Fresh fruit sucks ass. I’m giving up fresh fruit and vegetables from all this.
UPDATE!!!
I woke up today (Friday) with my right eye looking as though I was beaten with fists. The swelling has gone done dramatically since that first look in the mirror. I’ll see if I can get someone to take a pic or two at work and post it up.
I am very very very sorry for your loss of the ability to enjoy clementines. But I am quite looking forward to the mass clementine orgy that I am going to partake in being that you are unable to eat the rest of those mofos yourself. Watch out!
Why do you people care about clementines so much?
They’re just little oranges.
Yes they are.
They are the fruit that tastes like candy.
It says so on the box, too.
Clementines rock and I’m not ashamed of my addiction!
Hi… I have no idea who you are but I just searched Google for Clementine allergy and found your blog. This was a complete hunch. 2 weeks ago one eye blew up… and yesterday.. both eyes swollen. Those little oranges were the only thing I ate prior to both reactions. It seemed crazy but then… I found your post! Thanks for reinforcing my hunch. (and no more of these little guys for me!!)