I am not feeling well. My eyes are still swollen and itchy. My lips are dry and itchy. Why? Cause my body is a douche bag and is allergic to clementine.
Google is no help with this allergy. I was hoping for magical rub butter on your eyes sort of remedy to help me out.
My coworkers tell me that my eyes appear to be looking worse than this morning.
Despite the fact that I haven’t had a clementine in over 24 hours I am showing all these signs of the clementine allergen, I just want to eat another, and I know that I can’t.
Fresh fruit sucks ass. I’m giving up fresh fruit and vegetables from all this.
I woke up today (Friday) with my right eye looking as though I was beaten with fists. The swelling has gone done dramatically since that first look in the mirror. I’ll see if I can get someone to take a pic or two at work and post it up.