Welcome to I Am A Pig On Tuesday…
This week we take a look at our babe of the week, the lovely Ms. Britney Spears-K-Fed.
Oh Britney, my humble hoe, how we love the idea of fondling your breasts while you dance on our penis. Oh Britney, the worlds little gossip baby machine; you are one of a kind.
Personally I first recall seeing Ms. Spears-K-Fed back in the late 90s when MTV aired Hit Me Baby One More Time. At that very moment I knew that I wanted to tap that ass one day. Sure, a couple of men have been known to have been there and done that. We don’t care.
We don’t even care that you put on a fake Southern accent every now and then, despite having lived most of your childhood in New York City and in Orlando, Florida – neither location known for breeding such accents. We just laugh that phoney accent off under the guise that you are attempting to knock off Madonna’s British accent, only we go with the assumption that you have much less of a working brain than that of Madonna.
Remember: British = Elegant, Southern = Trashy…
Sure at one point in time back in the year 2000 Ms. Spears-K-Fed may have had a superhot body, she was the desire of every straight man’s fantasy that walked the face of the Earth, and it is now darn close to seven years later! Ms. Spears-K-Fed’s awful boob job only looks more awful thanks to the fact of having two kids with Mr. Federline, she appears to be extremely low class based on her spousal picking procedures, she gives off the vibe of being as smart as a goat, along with the sense of having the possibility of being the worst lay ever, and yet with all that going for her, I still find her fuckable.
With this in mind, let us go to the HUSS Scale!
How hot is Britney Spears-K-Fed on the HUSS Scale?
HUSS HUSS HUSS HUSS HUSS HUSS HUSS.
She’s a perfect seven out of seven when she keeps her mouth closed.
You have once again proven that you are, indeed, the piggiest of pigs!
That first image is soooooo photoshopped. They shaved off most of her waist.
Not that you care, but I had to tell you.
Photo number three was my personal favorite as it hides the usual dumb look that she has on her face.
I posted the link to the Britney pantyless shots with Paris over at the other page. Oh, wait, do girls read this? Shit.