Welcome to this weeks session of my being a pig. I would like to introduce the world to my choice for this weeks Babe of the Week, the Spirit of Christmas.

Sweet sweet Christmas…

You know what they say about Christmas, right? It’s better to give than to receive. I myself am all for this saying, as long as I am on the receiving end of Christmas giving, and when Christmas looks this good:

This good:

And this good:

I would be a fool to give up any receiving of what the Christmas Spirit might give.

Yes, thankfully I didn’t grow up in some family that did not believe in the Spirit of Christmas, or in a family that was some other type of form of Christianity other than Catholic, for if it wasn’t for Catholicism there wouldn’t be the need to over give thanks to Catholic guilt.

Catholic guilt is the greatest thing about being a Catholic. The Muslims have Mecca, the Jews have Saturdays, and us Catholics have guilt. It is what makes us who we are. Without guilt us Catholics would only be a bunch of people that don’t practice what is preached, and Sundays Masses would only be a mass gathering of people that can’t hold a note to any song. Guilt is the tide that binds us together!

Guilt is what makes photos of the Christmas Spirit like this:

This:

And this:

So good!

Sure there are good photos alone, but ad guilt to the mix and whammy. You have a rocking good time. Who hasn’t eaten a gallon of ice cream and then felt guilty by it? Evangelicals, that’s who!

If us Catholics never felt the guilt, we would turn into a bunch of obese Southerns who can eat whatever they want without any guilt whatsoever. This is not the picture of the Christmas Spirit:

Nope, it sure isn’t. That is a picture of what us Catholics call a demon child.

Now if you take anything away from reading this weeks Babe of the Week, the Spirit of Christmas, take this:

This:

And this:

For they are the true meaning of Christmas.

Now lets hit up the old HUSS Scale. How hot is the Spirit of Christmas on the HUSS Scale???

Judges….?

HUSS HUSS HUSS HUSS HUSS HUSS HUSS

There you have it, a perfect seven out of seven.