So there is a new woman working on my floor, and I swear to God she looks strikingly similar to female pro wrestler Luna Vachon* – minus the side of head tattoo.

This new woman walks around with a frown on her face, looks very tense, and has somehow managed to scare each and every person on the floor so far. Only the last part makes me slightly envy her.

*Note that this is not the babe of the week. I cannot access the proper photos needed at work this week, I will post “I AM A PIG” this evening.