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Welcome to the final installment of I Am A Pig On Tuesdays. This week follow along side as I discuss our favorite hottie, the person who comes up lucky number 7 on a google image search of Ms. Menopause.

Isn’t she breathtaking?!?!?

I know, I know. Calm down boys. I know that you are all finding my Ms. Menopause google search woman to be by far the sexiest, most refined, and by far the most exquisite Babe of the Week thus far.

Just remember, as the saying goes, save the best for last. Which is why Bettie White is looking finer and finer with each passing day, if you know what I mean.

Wink wink, nudge nudge… hehe. God she’s a total hottie.

If it’s possible, and that’s a big if. If anyone out there is capable of giving me the belated Xmas gift of a threeway involving the sexier than sex Ms. Betty White, and the hotter than the hottest hot flash Ms. Menopause I assure you that I will name my first born after you as a show of my thanks to you.

Let get to a judging…How hot is Ms. Menopause on the HUSS Scale???

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She is a perfect seven out of seven on the HUSS Scale.