Uncle Jimmy,
At your show this upcoming Friday night will there be a full show with puppets and the works? Or, will it be a show that has the works without the puppets? I’m hoping for the works with the puppets, and I’m just not sure if you will have a full show with puppets since from what I hear you are opening for the New York Howl.
I hope that an answer magically finds its way onto my plate. Can you please magically let me know?
Warmest Regards,
A Fan Named Beehive
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Dearest Mr. Elevator,
Yesterday you were very mean to me, and based off of yesterday’s incident you took away my innocence. This morning when I slipped myself into you you scared the bejesus out of me. I just want to let you know that it will most likely take quite some time in order for things to even appear as if they are back to normal.
Regards,
A Cowering Beehive Underneath A Cold Shower
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To Mr. George Michael,
For the love of God why did you make so much good music in the 1980s that I absolutely love to listen to? Music that as a 26 year old man in the year 2007, I shouldn’t in my right mind actually love listening to, let alone let anyone know else know of my love for it.
It’s just so catchy, and I love catchy songs. I’m a sucker for them.
Seriously,
A Humming Beehive