Right before I went down to get some lunch a short while ago I went to freshen up a bit in the men’s room, and that’s when I saw the new sign that someone typed up and posted above the middle urinal.
Here it is:
In case you cannot read it, allow me to quote it:
“Attention Slobs!!!
Please confine your urine to the urinal.
If you have a problem, please see a doctor.â€
I might not be a rocket scientist, but I think that the person who wrote this is referring to whoever keeps missing the porcelain of the urinals – by a lot.
While I understand that there are some morbidly obese men on my floor who have most likely not seen their wankers since they were around age 10, who have no idea where they are aiming, or where they are dripping are to blame. I do not believe that they are not they acted alone when it comes to this crime.
Over the past few months there have been a rash of new bankers moving into cubes and offices on my floor, and this problem of urine on the floor in front of the urinals has become worse and worse to the point that a game of hopscotch is needed to see just where you can step without getting the bottoms of your shoes filthy. While I am not blaming these new bankers for the filth, I must say that they are supsected to be behind it. It is almost as if these new bankers enjoy playing the game of who could pee furthest and still get it in, and it must come to an end.
Mysterious sign maker, I applaud you.
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this just makes me happy i’m a girl. but in the meantime, until those with poor aim are corrected of their ways, i’d buy some galoshes to keep under your desk for tinkle time.
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