I just posted this as a comment on Will McKinley’s blog. His blog is almost always a good read, and the comment might amuse my readers here too.

In Hawaii a friend had the room right next to mine, and he ordered a porn that he just didn’t like, and asked to swap out to a different one.

The hotel did this free of charge, only my friend didn’t enjoy what the hotel gave him next.

This went on a handful of times until the front desk was tired of knowing that my friend just couldn’t get off on the porn that the hotel was supplying, so the front desk just turned on all of the channels for his room at the price of one, and said that they couldn’t help him on the matter anymore.