Britney Spears…
Posted by beehive on 27 Feb 2007 at 08:52 am | Tagged as: Uncategorized
I haven’t wanted to directly comment on her situation since my gunt comment, which was before she buzzed her head. This post isn’t about that.
Instead it is a post to look into why I’m finding the Spears to be so much hotter now that she has a buzzed head of hair, and went after the photographers that had been hounding her to no end.
At first I thought that it was due to her post two baby athletic look that she was sporting during her rage filled night with that umbrella. That wasn’t it.
Then I thought that maybe it was the fact that she has been acting wild n’ crazy, since in the past I had been attracted to some real whack-a-do crazies, and that maybe this was just some odd characteristic that I found to be hot – but it wasn’t.
What about my finding out that the Spears has some sort of chemical addiction that she should be treated for. While in the past I might have found that side of a ladies personality to be quite a cup of tea, I’ve now grown a few more years and realize that this is not anywhere near to the classification of hot.
Maybe it has something to do with her sporty wardrobe? I like me a gal that feels comfortable in just about anything. No. No, not the reason.
It has to be the short hair. In the past I enjoyed the look of a gal with short hair. Could this be it? I doubt it, because I’ve grown more attracted to longer hair, and since given my past; short hair on women for the most part has been the equivalent of having “I’m loonie†tattooed on ones forehead.
Then I came across this profile photo of myself…
And I realized that the Spears has copied my hairdo, which gives her a similar look to myself. This leads me to believe that the reason I’m finding the Spears to be hotter is cause she looks like me, yes, that’s it!
I find myself to be irresistible, the Spears copies my look, thereby automatically placing herself in the Beehive thinks that person looks good category.
Thank goodness I didn’t find her to be attractive for the wrong reasons.


Wow. I’ve learned more about your past from this post than I could have ever wanted to know.
Glad to see that your taste in women has changed. Immensely.
My fella has also reported finding her hotter since her hair re-style. Watch out: he might be after you next!
I knew where this post was going after the second paragraph. I’m convinced it’s the same reason I find Angelina Jolie so attractive.
Um, right.
I think she’s hot too, but it has less to do with her current hairstyle and more to do with the fact that I’m endlessly attracted to drug addicts.
Mmmm… shared coke spoons!
OCPD, thanks for the heads up. I will be sure to watch my backside.
Angelina, I completely know what you mean.
Clinton, I can envision the awkwardness of the moment of you and the Spears spooning one another after the said sharing of coke spoons - shiver.