Last night when I got home drunk, and wrote up a post that probably didn’t make sense to everyone, and this wasn’t the worst thing that happened. I’ll brief the actual night until the big screw up, and the big screw up will be another post.

The night went well, and I didn’t even nap as a warm up to it.

I got to see a bunch of people that I hadn’t seen in years, some with new fiancee’s and such.

A good portion of our crowd was drinking double fisted, literally.

I got to see one of my childhood friends out a the bar, he just happened to be there, and it was honestly the first time we ever were at a bar together, which is odd considering we grew up together, and still live in the same neighborhood.

I got to see the large crowd for the going away guy get drunker as the night progressed, and as I was leaving someone in our group had just dropped his drink all over the floor, so he went to the bar and bought two more - they were all “sex on the beach”.

Then came the drunk post.

The “Daria” person that I was writing about, was in reference to my none stop laughter at seeing this guy who I’m calling “Daria” on here to protect his identity.

See, I first meet Daria when I was 16, and he was 20. He was big into skateboarding, didn’t have a job, and spent all of his time tagging up all over the city while getting drunk and high if not skateboarding.

He even had a life plan that involved enlisting into the army or navy to play on their football team, and because he knew he was “so good” he would get drafted into he NFL, and be out of the armed services. When he found out that this wasn’t how people played for the army or navy football teams he was crushed.

This guy was a complete burnout.

He finally ended up going back to college, and he even got a steady job - as a officer in the NYPD. That’s right, Daria the burnout, is a cop!

So when he showed up last night I couldn’t contain my smiles and laughter at this. I wasn’t making fun of his, I just couldn’t get over the fact that this guy who is still on the far opposite end is being the best or the brightest, is now a cop.

It’s just funny to envision him wearing the uniform, gun in hand, and trying to respectfully contain any sort of situation.

Scene: Three armed men just robbed a bank, they are all holding hostages, they have just killed Daria’s partner, and there is no backup on the way.

Daria: Yo! (Yes, he says Yo! alot) that’s not cool, yo!

Armed Robber #1: Die copper!

Daria: Seriously, what did you do that for?

Armed Robber #1 shoots at Daria, all the bullets fly overhead, then something catches Daria’s eye. It’s an old tag of his.

Daria: Dude! (giggling) I wrote that, yo!

Anyways, Daria is now a 30 year old cop, and I really just found it to be a barrel of laughs, okay? And I figured that any typo that I had would be just as funny as picturing him apprehend a criminal.

Stupid thing post to come.