Two Different Men In the Workplace

This morning I realized that there are two very distinct types of men in the workplace, those that Stayers, and those Face Show’ers.

These two distinct types of man couldn’t be more different from one another.

Stayers, are those that keep their faces hidden in the bathroom stall until no one else is left in the bathroom after TCB, then they make their fast and quiet exit.

Face Show’ers, have absolutely zero shame in showing their faces let alone talking to a bathroom full of men, despite that it reaks of ass, and no matter how many men walked into the bathroom saying aloud, “Oh, dear lord” while quickly covering their mouths and noses, Face Show’ers will keep talking.

Face Show’ers would play a game of checkers with someone underneath the stall door while pumping out a bucket of buffalo chicken wings for 15 minutes without giving a second thought to it.

I myself am a Stayer. Maybe it’s that I don’t have 20 years under my belt of working and TCB in the office, or maybe, deep down I secretly have some sort of hidden unknown shame that is waiting to rise to the surface one day involving my need to do those things while getting paid to do it at work, or maybe, I just don’t want to place faces to poo scents too much – who knows for sure why.

Don’t get me wrong, if I have a meeting that needs my attendence I am out the door quickly, face down, no eye contact, thorough wash, and walk n’ dry of my hands. In no way would I ever allow myself get stuck in a small talk conversation post TCB.

Face Show’ers are just such different people, with such different mindsets, that I am constantly blown away by the fact that they can rush in to the stall, TCB – loudly and with much gas, frantically wipe, flush, and meet me at the sink in the same amount of time that I do half of a pee.

I honestly don’t think that I could be friendly with Face Show’ers outside of work – throw in the non hand washers too, and I really just really don’t find my thoughts on being friendly to these types of folk as being a bad thing.

What kind of man are you?