You know how when you arrive back in the United States, you end up having to go through customs, and they ask if you have anything that you need to declare that you want to bring into the country?

What happens to the people that went to foreign countries for plastic surgery? 

You know, the men that go to Thailand for the sex change operation, and the women that go to Brazil for the butt implant jobs.    What happens to them?

Do they need to declare something along the lines of “I’m bringing in a new ass.”  Or “These breasts and vagina were bought overseas.” ???

Do these people usually attempt to skirt through customs without having to pay the tax on those items? 

Or do they freely admit that they are bringing in pieces of plastic and silicone? 

Do the customs agents laugh each time they hear about yet another butt implant? 

Are butt implants that popular that the customs agents no longer find it amusing to see someone with a new ass?

What would happen if you got caught, do they send you to jail? 

“What are you in here for?”

“Oh me?  Oh, I never paid the proper tax on my vagina…”

 What happens in these circumstances?Â