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Pop Culture Editorial

by beehive on Apr.25, 2007, under Uncategorized

So today I got the chance to sleep in late, and that lasted all of until 7:14AM when the phone rang, and there was a hang up on the other end, figures.  Now I’m left with hours of time that I hadn’t expected on having,  before my nose doctor follow ups. 

So far I’ve watched way too much Vh1, MTV’s, and E! type of channels, while surfing the net.  So far I’ve learned that the females that I eat unch with at work tend to be bigtime haters when it comes to celebrity women.  I have no idea where they get these thoughts of Fergi, Nikki Cox, and Posh Spice being ugly all of a sudden. 

Sure all of them appear to have either lost a little too much weight, or maybe had some cosmetics somewhere, but they still look the same sort of good for the most part, and all of that hasn’t taken away from their looks to the point that I could actually consider them ugly.  I’d still bone each of them if I were single, and if they were banging down my door - I wouldn’t chase these types, I’d save that for the amateurs.

Then there’s the Eva Longoria / Tony Parker thing.  Apparently the lunchtime females can’t stand the fact that Longoria is marrying Parker because as they put it, she is too old for him.  What?  Since when?  At least they think that Longoria is still an attractive woman,  but I’m not sure if I would be able to bone the Longoria if I was single, even if she was banging down my door to get at my crotch. 

The thing is that whenever I see her, I keep thinking of her as JC Chasez sloppy seconds, and wonder just how stupid this gal is to have been with the N’Sync’er for that long.  It’s just that I think of Chasez as being the cheesiest of all of the boy band members from the late 90s, and I get the feeling from him that he actually thinks of N’Sync as being a band that meant alot to so many people, and that the bands music is something that was important, deep, and is something that is timeless.  It wasn’t, and it’s not.

Anyways, that’s my take on things, and I’m getting major de ja voo in that when I go to work later today that I’m going to walk into some type of firestorm.  Meh…


5 comments to “Pop Culture Editorial”

  1. Irish

    And I thought I was the only one who still thought of Eva as pathetic for dating JC! No one ever seems to remember that “ooops” phase of hers. Ugh. But to be fair, my “ooops” phase was debatably worse :)

  2. beehive

    Irish…You are so not alone in this Eva / JC thing. One day the rest of the world will catch up to us (hopefully) in our realization of Eva’s having been pathetic over her past in this regards.

  3. Kenny Pierce

    I like her but never paid attention to her Chsez years, being a Metal guy so little about the world of “Boy Bands” even sparks the dimmest fire of interest in someone like me. Thank god you have realized how unimportant and forgettable the stuff they did actually was. Generic, pushed out, recycled by the same people over and over. Drech. Give me stomping Finnish, Scandinavian, or Middle Eastern Metal anyday.

  4. Megan

    whatever…JC was my 2nd fav n’syncer 2nd to the guy with the dreads and the weird facial hair. hey, i felt bad for him.

  5. beehive

    Megan, You’re talking about Chris Kirkpatrick, who was my favorite Nsync’er as well, and he was in his 30s when he was in the band. SICK!

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