So…
Posted by beehive on 30 May 2007 at 07:15 pm | Tagged as: Uncategorized
I went to the doctor today, and there’s some good news! I’m not officially dying - yet! This is very good news indeed, seeing as I couldn’t come up with anything on my list of things and places to do before I die - other than wait around neurotically for death to happen.
Plus I am pretty sure that from now on I’ll get to be one of the cool kids wearing medical bracelets. I’m getting to pop my shopping for a medical bracelet cherry!
Yeah… I’m so cool.
Surprisingly, I don’t have to wear a medical bracelet. But if I did, I’d want a gold one to match my tooth. Gotta coordinate your bling!
I’ve been looking up medical bracelets online - I just want a simple one that informs medical personel to something along these lines of, “Don’t do “xyz” , cause you’ll most likely kill me.” Most online sites are hocking $1k plus bracelets…OUCH!
Baby, aren’t you gonna spring for the 10 carat gold bracelet with the Swarovski crystals embedded into it? That would be BLING-TASTIC.
Swarovski crystals?!?! Let me just say that I’m not going to South America with my Swarovski crystals!
Who are you, Zsa Zsa Gabor?