I went to the doctor today, and there’s some good news!  I’m not officially dying - yet!  This is very good news indeed, seeing as I couldn’t come up with anything on my list of things and places to do before I die - other than wait around neurotically for death to happen.

Plus I am pretty sure that from now on I’ll get to be one of the cool kids wearing medical bracelets.  I’m getting to pop my shopping for a medical bracelet cherry!

Yeah… I’m so cool.