Go Mike Go!

Let me be the first to say (on this blog anyway) that NYC Mayor Mike Bloomberg would be one heck of a President. 

He’ll most likely have my vote if he is on the ballot in November 2008.

I say most likely because for all I know he might change his views on the world, and become an awful person, that would not be suitable for me to vote for.  With this in mind, here are some things that might sway my vote away from Bloomberg if he ever were to endorse any of them:

•  Killing Newborn Babies- I surely couldn’t see myself voting for someone who would want to do that.
• Digging Up The Dead To Make Zombies - Who would dare want to do such a thing, let alone want someone who would want to create zombies to be President.
• Wanting To Go To War Under False Pretenses- It’s not like anyone in the world would vote for someone who would want to do that (cough, cough).
• Banning The Access of www.Beehivehairdresser.com - Who would be able to sleep at night without having their daily fixes of good ole Beehive?  There would be fours of people who would, that’s who, and I just cannot allow that to happen.
• Supporting the Katie Cut - The idea that the “Katie Cut” is one heck of a hairstyle that should be worn by everyone due to mandatory resolutions. 

That’s about it.  As long as none of these items end up on his platform he’s as good as warm sliced whole wheat bread when it comes to having my vote.