Just a friendly reminder that we’re less than a week away from my birthday and that of this blogs too. 

Here’s what I need all of you to do if you haven’t done so already:

  1. Head off to your nearest ATM. 
  2. Take out as much cash as it will let you.
  3. Go back tomorrow and do the same thing.
  4. Go back the day after that to make sure that your account in empty.
  5. Stuff it all neatly into an envelope.
  6. Write “Beehive Hairdresser” on the cover to clearly designate that the envelope of cash is for me.
  7. Go find duct tape and a pocket knife.
  8. Place pocket knife in your pocket. (you’ll need it laters to cut the duct tape when you see me)
  9. Open your left hand.
  10. Proceed to duct tape the envelope into your left hand so that you’ll definitely have on you the next time you see me.

Thanks in advance for following this guideline.Â