Yes, she’s free to linger on in public obscurity once again…

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Non-Sarcastically & Sarcastically Speaking

She looked almost pretty walking out of jail.  It was either the cheap thrill at the thought of being with a female ex con, or the fact that she was wearing considerably less makeup and or just a different style of 5 lbs of makeup. 

The fear that has plagued us for the last 23 days of Paris Hilton photos drying up like oil wells past their prime, is now able to be thrown out the window. 

I couldn’t be happier to have woken up today to see this great news.

She was innocent this entire time, and we should never have jailed her.

I sure hope that we get to see new pictures of her, and maybe, just maybe, finally see yet another sex tape of her that would make us believe with 100% certainty that she is not good in bed.