UPDATE:  The haircut is spreading, click here for more info. 

Much to the chagrin of both Cherry Ride & the Cheese, here’s yet another post about Katie Holmes’ new “Katie Cut“.

I know that I promised that Friday’s Don’t Do It – Part V would be the last post regarding her with it, unless some big development occurred, and well, it has. 

Yes, there is some very big and good news to report on the war front against the expansion of the “Katie Cut”.  We have a new ally on our side in the fight - Google.  Yes, that’s right.  The multi billion dollar internet search engine Google has jumped on the bandwagon of the beehivehairdresser to talk out against the “Katie Cut”.

Quickly open a new window, go to Google, first search “Katie Holmes New Haircut”, then search “Katie Holmes Short Haircut”.  You’ll all be glad to see that this very website ranks #2 on the first search, and #4 on the second search. 

As you all can clearly see, even Google thinks that it is a good idea to nip this whole “Katie Cut” in the bud and not allow it to spread like a plague.

Let us all welcome the mighty and all powerful Google for stepping in to further extend the message that the “Katie Cut” should not be gotten by another woman – ever.

UPDATE:  The haircut is spreading, click here for more info. 

Much to the chagrin of both Cherry Ride & the Cheese, here’s yet another post about Katie Holmes’ new “Katie Cut“.

I know that I promised that Friday’s Don’t Do It – Part V would be the last post regarding her with it, unless some big development occurred, and well, it has. 

Yes, there is some very big and good news to report on the war front against the expansion of the “Katie Cut”.  We have a new ally on our side in the fight - Google.  Yes, that’s right.  The multi billion dollar internet search engine Google has jumped on the bandwagon of the beehivehairdresser to talk out against the “Katie Cut”.

Quickly open a new window, go to Google, first search “Katie Holmes New Haircut”, then search “Katie Holmes Short Haircut”.  You’ll all be glad to see that this very website ranks #2 on the first search, and #4 on the second search. 

As you all can clearly see, even Google thinks that it is a good idea to nip this whole “Katie Cut” in the bud and not allow it to spread like a plague.

Let us all welcome the mighty and all powerful Google for stepping in to further extend the message that the “Katie Cut” should not be gotten by another woman – ever.

I usually don’t like to talk about my past of doing stand up comedy, but this is an exception.  I was farting around on MySpace and found this photo.

 

The profile was entitled “Nick Kroll“, which is the name of someone that I used to do stand up with way back when.  Someone who when first starting out, would swing on by to a mic that I had over at Stingy Lulu’s over on St Mark’s off of A. 

I took a better peak at the profile and found that it was indeed the same Kroll, who many of you might remember from Vh1′s Best Week Ever series. 

Anyways, it’s good to see that he is doing great since he was always a truly great guy, and always very funny.  Turns out that he’s now one of the cavemen on the new Geico Cavemen sitcom debuting this fall.

We here at beehivehairdresser.com wish Nick and Cavemen all the continued best, and congrats Nick on being one of the few who actually get to live out the dream.  Enjoy the ride.

I called in sick today because, well, I didn’t feel good in any way shape or form this morning. 

It also just so happens that today is the day of World Bowl XV (Europe’s version of NFL Super Bowl) airing on the NFL Network.

Hamburg just scored a TD, and it’s now 20 - 14 Hamburg over Frankfurt. 

So given this World Bowl XV news, it appears to have been the perfect day to have woken up in the middle of the night feelings as though an invasion of Gremlins were attempting to escape my body. 

We had this conversation on Saturday morning…

Beehive’s Mom:  Did you hear that a female cop was raped inside of her apartment in Bay Ridge this week?

Beehive:  Yes.  Why?

BM:  They’re saying that the rapist pushed in her air conditioner, then hid inside of her closet and attacked her when she came home.

Bee:  Yeah I’ve heard that, and it’s awful.  Sure stinks to be her.

BM:  Do you have something in between your windows to prevent someone from pushing the air conditioner inside?  The rapist is still on the loose!

Bee:  Yes Mom, I do.

BM:  Good.  You have to be safe ya’ know.