Prince William Appears BALDING!!!
by beehive on Jul.03, 2007, under Uncategorized
The weekend at the beach wasn’t all about fun and games. While at the beach I did some research for the blog, and read some of the juicy gossip magazines. I read them for two reasons - to a) allow myself to write off the weekend at the beach for blogging purposes, and b) to be all O.G. and fiddle around with paper gossip.Â
While delving into deep research that would make even Goldman Sachs jealous of my analytical skills, I stumbled across a couple of an article about Prince William. It was all about him andblah blah blah, I didn’t read it much, but I did look at the photos, and man that guy looks flat out awful as compared to only a few years ago.
Here’s what he looked like only a few short years ago…
This is what most people think or at least thought of Prince William, good looking and wealthy…now here’s the awful truth of what Prince William looks like now according to gossip magazines…
For shame…and I must now apologize for having instantly dried up the fours of vaginas as well as having deflated the fours of penis’ that got all excited by the first photo, only to have been deflated by this second one.
I think that it is fairly obvious that something has happened to Prince William’s head. Particularly, his hair. I’m sure why, how, or who done it, but there is only one thing that I think we can do here, and that is we need to come together and help Prince William with his hair issues for our collective common good.
We all need to band together, and somehow get the doctor who filled Jeremy Piven’s head with plugs to do the same for Prince William.
Here’s a shot of Jeremy “Receded Hairline” Piven with David “My Hair In 2007 Is Natural” Spade from way back in PCU.
 
Now take a look at the work of some doctor, or quite possibly multiple doctors from what I can only assume is the Mayo Clinic did with Jeremy Piven’s head of hair.Â
It’s glorious, and full! And it makes me usually forget about how baldish the man appeared to be for most of the 1990s.
Spread the word…let’s get this done ASAP!
6 comments to “Prince William Appears BALDING!!!”
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July 3rd, 2007 on 10:51 am
I’m so with you on this one. I’m sure Hair Club for Men exists in the UK.
July 3rd, 2007 on 12:01 pm
Ouch. Dry vagina.
July 3rd, 2007 on 12:31 pm
Dude. Those are not plugs. That is a toupee.
Come on! Can’t you see how’s it’s just sitting on top of his head like a little hair hat?
July 3rd, 2007 on 12:48 pm
Cherry… I’m not too sure how royalty would react to the common man of Sy Sperling… but we need to root out (sorry for the pun) this hair loss.
Cheese…I can help you lube that baby up. WOOT WOOT!
Lormo… I’ve found that people with high incomes can afford toupee’s that fool me very easily, so you just may be correct on Piven having a rug up top.
This gives yet another question that needs answering: What is the real deal with Jeremy Pivon’s hair? Plugs? Spray? Rug? Other?
I smell inquiry!
July 3rd, 2007 on 11:22 pm
i am trying to care about jeremy piven’s hair, but i just can’t.
July 4th, 2007 on 12:36 pm
Blythe.. give it time, I’ll get you to care about Piven’s hair just as much as Katie Holmes’.