Real World – Sydney

Last night MTV’s new season of the Real World, which takes place in Sydney made its debut. 

Based on this first episode I was able to get the feeling so far that this cast is by far the most uptight and douchey bunch of douche bags that have graced a Real World house since Boston. 

Let’s take a look at what I think the cast is all about…

Cohutta: 

 

I’m a small town douche that will never ever be able to not be a sweet and a nice guy to everyones face. 

I label Cohutta, Sweetheart Douche.

Dunbar:

I’m the douche guy that wants to cheat on my girlfriend so badly that I would probably sleep with any of my female relatives given the opportunity. 

I label Dunbar, Skeevy Douche.

Isaac:

I’m the douche that is going to hook up with my big chested roommate and then probably show everyone that I have an anger issue that needs some working on. 

I label Isaac, Future Jailbird Douche.

KellyAnne:

I’m the douche girl that appears to have some major issues that I’m not even aware of, namely I am a complete and utter psychopath when it could to being friendly towards others.  If you do even the slightest thing that upsets me, you will feel my fury for the rest of your life. 

I label KellyAnne, Psycho Douche.

Parisa:

I’m the douche gal says that I’m Persian, which in actuality means, I’m too good to be called Iranian, and therefore am way better than my cousins over there. 

I label Parisa, Beehive’s Cast Crush Douche.

Shauvon:

I’m the douche that lied about my age to get on the Real World.  I’m actually a 42 year old former showgirl from Vegas that was on a couple of episodes of Blind Date.  Remember? 

I label Shauvon, AARP Star Fucker Douche.

Trisha:

Hi, I’m Trisha, and I’m the douche cast member that appears to be the annoying white girl from California with no personality. 

I label Trisha, Utterly Annoying Douche.

There you have it, now I can’t wait to be glued to the television every Wednesday night to catch all of the douchey mess that unfolds.

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