Real World – Sydney 8/15 Recap

Last week held the premiere of the Real World Sydney, with the cast moving into their place.  The episode showed us all just what type of people each cast member is.  To read all about who the cast is, and who is which douche in the post below, read this link first, by clicking here. 

Episode #2 of living in the house, RECAP:

Utterly Annoying Douche is being a douche with her douchey boyfriend, and decides to “hang out” with a local Australian Douche…Sweetheart Douche and Future Jailbird Douche are annoyed and grossed out by Annoying Douche…AARP Star Fucker Douche announced that she needed to find herself by meeting local Australian Douches (and then bangingthem)…All the chic douches want to go out except for Beehive’s Cast Crush Douche – she’s tipsy / sloppy drunk – not crush worthy at all like that…Utterly Annoying Douche doesn’t care for Beehive’s Cast Crush Douche…Utterly Annoying Douche pulled the old “Only God has a right to judge if I’m a bad person”…

(First Commercial Break)

Local Australian Douches show up, AARP Star Fucker’s Clam Covered Roast Beef Sandwich With An M & M In The Middle (CCRBSWAM&MITM) became instantly wet…AARP Star Fucker Douche drunkenly hooked up with Future Jailbird Douche the night before, and doesn’t appreciate what he did…Beehive’s Cast Crush Douche is passed out drunk (two glasses of wine)…Psycho Douche actually was concerned for her…Skeevy Douche carried Beehive’s Cast Crush Douche over his shoulders home…Future Jailbird Douche has REALLY white teeth…

(Second Commercial Break)  

Cheesy shots of Sydney…AARP went “too far” (slurp slurp) with Australian Douche and feels bad about it, her Ex-Fiancee Douche wouldn’t like it…Beehive’s Cast Crush Douche can cook, and looks adorable…Utterly Annoying Douche “took a break” from her boyfriend due to the time change, and wants to probably facesquat anAustralian Douche…All hell broke out over the computer and who can check their email first…CAT FIGHT!!!  Utterly Annoying Douche believes the world revolves around her (she should get a blog) and is making herself out to be the victim AND the better person by taking the high road all at once, it’s all in her head - there goes that God judging reference AGAIN!!!  AARP Star Fucker and Beehive’s Cast Crush are annoyed by Utterly Annoying Douche…Future Jailbird and SweetHeart Douche don’t comfort the Utterly Annoying Douche - they inform her of her doucheyness…Future Jailbird Douche MIGHT not like Utterly Annoying Douche as a person…OH MY!!!

(End of Episode) 

Beehive’s Personal Episode Notes…

I am not God, but I can and will be the judge of Utterly Annoying Douche, she’s appears to be utterly annoying and a complete all around yucky human being.

Future Jailbird Doucheis a mystery – what’s with the overly white teeth?

Skeevy Douche might as well have been a fly on the wall of a port-o-pottie and not even have been cast on the show, since he wasn’t really IN this episode.

Psycho Douche has a soft caring side when she realizes that her being a pyscho will have no effect on passed out people.

Beehive’s Cast Crush is a lightweight when it comes to wine, we have so much in common…

Sweetheart Douche still has that annoying twang.

AARP Star Fucker Douche is probably two episodes away from landing herself a job as a stripper in a REALLY sleazy strip club.

Till next time kids!