I lost three CDs this weekend! Three of my most prized and very much the most favorite inanimate objects that I’ve ever owned in the whole wide world are presently LOST!
See, we went down to the Jersey shore this weekend for some R & R. We took a zipcar which was great up until it ate my brand new KISS Best Of Volume I CD on the way down.Â
Thankfully my KISS CD was returned to me unharmed after being held hostage by the CD played for 24 hours. I placed the CD in the jewel case, and then back into the armrest holder.Â
When I got back to my place late in the evening I took my bag out of the trunk, my new Yuca plant out of the backseat, and walked through my front door - forgetting my CDs!!!
Cheese went off and returned the zipcar to the garage around the corner from her place, and I only remembered the CDs hours later when Cheese was on her way back to my place for beer and pizza night.Â
My CDs are currently MIA, and I can’t bare to think about some random person finding them and thinking to themselves “SCORE!” I need my CDs back - KISS - Best Of Volume I, Pink - Missundastood, and Elvis - Aloha From Hawaii. They each have great sentimental value, and the current price of a new pair of sneakers.
Dang you zipcar and all of your convenient compartments!
I’m currently keeping a beside vigil about the fate of these three CDs while becoming a fast and cheap alcoholic, and in lieu of flowers I request that people buy and send me new CDs via Amazon.com.Â
For quick access to make any and all purchases, please search the Amazon wishlist directory by my email address beehivehairdresser<at> hotmail.com and you should find my list.Â

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what the hell is a zipcar? it’s ccjohn dammit. have i jioned yet another dopey thing posting here? prob’ly. livejournal blogger oomph hell I probably joined this last week. I drink a lot. Hey, cheese. Beehive I miss the vibrator ads on the right. did anyone ever actually buy one off your page? that’d be cool.
Hi there drunk commenting CCJohn. You didn’t join anything, the email address is just a way to help end spammers, and nope, nobody bought any of the vibrators from my ads.
I’m not happy to find that KISS music is lost somewhere, I am sure Pink will protect the whole lot of them and breathe fire and spit blood on whoever tries something —- oh wait thats KISS. I am impressed to find you a fan of the boys in black. Oh before I go, Aloha……