And so it has come to this.Â
I’m so down in the dumps depressed about having my favorite three inanimate objects in the world being currently listed as MIA and presumed gone forever that I’ve resorted to locking myself in the Tony Bennett room, and reading my own post about Anna Farris’ nose job. Not only that, but I’m also finding all my joy with my new best friend, Fredo the Jumping Monkey, as well as getting wasted by myself with Hoegaarden (Mans Best Friend).Â
On a complete side note Fredo the Jumping Monkey totally tricked me into letting him sit in on that photograph, and when I wasn’t paying attention he took a few swigs off that Hoe. Dang best friend Fredo the Jumping Monkey.


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Dude, not only are you getting your cds back, but as a bonus, you’re also getting your toilet cleaned. For free. Cheer up!
Why would you want to clean my toilet for free???
I lost a bet. Isn’t that why?
I don’t know of any bet that you lost…