Living in New York allows you to bump elbows with celebrities every now and then.  This one time (Yes, I’m calling him a celebrity) I caught Jimmy J.J. Walker in a bar on Avenue A and 13th. 

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Jimmy, pictured here with Ann Coulter.

At the time in that cheesy bar/lounge I couldn’t remember his name, all that I could remember was DYN-O-MITE!

I was at the corner of the bar and Jimmy was on the other side of the corner of the bar - WASTED! 

Not only was he wasted, which I hear shouldn’t be a shock to anyone that he knows, but he was trying to pick up a very obvious how do you say it…

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heavyset lesbian.  Could this be the explaination to that photo with Ann Coultier?  Possibly…

Anyway, sadly it wasn’t actually Rosie O’Donnell that he was trying to pick up, but since she’s the poster girl for heavyset lesbians, she fits the bill for this blog purpose.

So there I was eavesdropping on Jimmy J.J. Walker mumbling and stumbling in place while attempting to pick up this newfound bar friend of his, and I couldn’t for the life of me figure out if he was actually going to pick up this chic at the end of the night, and I didn’t stay to find out.

All these years later I still wonder if he bagged her, and still to this day wonder how many women are out there saying “Yeah, I banged him.” about J.J.

Here’s to J.J.

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Glug Glug!