I Didn’t Pee My Pants

I swear it.

This morning I was talking to someone in my cube, went to take a sip of some water, and apparently wasn’t paying too close attention to what I was doing, cause I missed my mouth altogether. 

Yeup, I brought the water up to my left cheek and poured as if I was about to sip.  I quickly realized my mistake when I realized that I was talking and drinking water at the same time.  I’ve seen that done on tv, but those people don’t end up with wet crotches like I did.

Water, you’re my new frienemy!