Most of us will not be working this Monday, and instead will be partying it up with lots of booze, sex, and vomiting - sometimes (and hopefully) all at the same time. 

Instead of doing the usual booze, sex, and vomit on each other routine, why don’t we just take a step back and think about how and what we can do for our part to help save ourselves from what we’ve been doing to the Earth, namely the polluting.  It’s just gross and disgusting and why should we all continue to create a gross and disgusting place to grow old and die in. 

Wouldn’t you rather grow old and die in a place with a view of crystal clear water, clean blue skies, and surrounded by fields of flowers that will silently laugh as you poop yourself when you croak?  Well I sure as heck would!

Let’s just all call up Con Edison (or your local power company) and request that your account be switched over to a different sort of energy source - a green and renewable energy source. 

That’s right kids, for just 2.5 cents more per kilowatt-hour (kWh) you can purchase and use green environmentally friendly energy from Con Edison. 

Don’t believe me? 

Think that I’m here wanting you to waste all of your time on a three day weekend pursuing ways to better the world?  

Well then click right here, and you can read all about saving the world via purchasing your electricity from green sources of energy yourself.

Do it!  You know that you wanna…

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Remember, she (pictured above) can make all of our lives a living hell if we don’t do what she wants, and I’m not talking about boinking her drunk while simultaneaously vomiting on her you perverts!.