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Check out this yellowjacket that found its way in Cheese’s wine glass..errr…into the wine that Cheese was drinking.

Hopefully it didn’t get too drunk off the white wine, and don’t worry, we spilled the wine out onto the lawn.  The yellowjacket dried itself with the sunlight, and off it went to continue along its way - albeit a little drunk I’m sure. 

Hey Everyone,

I created a new MySpace page, and I hope that all of you decide to befriend me there too - and if you haven’t already, add BeehiveHairdresser.com to you MySpace friend list too - that’s two total MySpace pages.

The new page is called “National Renewable Energy Association” and it can be found at the top left of my top list on MySpace - which can be found by clicking here.

Basically I came up with the idea of creating something similar to the NRA, and instead of gun rights, people unite towards renewable energy sources and solutions.

Everyone from the average American who works a blue or white collar job to the more “traditional” treehugger is invited to band together to help save the world.

I hope to see you all there.

Best,

Eric

One time I was out in my front yard, gardening up a storm, when my then elderly next door neighbor Mrs. B. who is now deceased opened her window to ask if I could help her with putting the cover back onto her doorbell.

Seeing as we lived in mirrored places, I knew exactly what cover she was referring to.  It’s the cover that hides all of the mechanical parts of the door bell, and it’s near the ceiling just above the entryway to the kitchen. 

Let me not forget to mention that it is near impossible for the cover to fall off on its own - only an earthquake could possibly get the cover off naturally - she must have pulled the cover off herself.

Despite my finding it odd that the cover fell off, I told her that I could go over to her place and put the cover back up when I finished in the garden - or roughly, in a half an hour.

She agreed that this was fine, and after I washed up I went on over and rang her doorbell.

She answered the door holding the cover to the doorbell, going on about how it “just fell off” and how “it’s too high up to reach on my own”.

As I walked into the living room I greeted her husband who was busy battling Parkinson’s, and made my way to the kitchen - Mrs. B in toe.

Since the doorbell was too high for even my reach, I asked and borrowed a kitchen chair.  Then while stepping down from the kitchen chair I found myself way too close to Mrs. B.

She had all of a sudden taken a step into what normal people would consider to be personal space, and thanked me for helping her.

Then she said words that will make me shiver until the day I die, which were…

“Ya know, Eric, if I were only ten years younger, I would go for you.”

I stood there half confused, and half grossed out.  “Only ten years?  You’re at least 82 years old.”  I thought.

“I’m serious.  I really would.”  Mrs. B. went on to say.

Eww.  Eww.  Eww. 

Now I was really grossed out from my visualizing Mrs. B. pleasure herself while she imagined herself to be a 72 year old version of herself… seducing me.  I wanted to run, but didn’t.

“Oooooo-kay.  Well, I should get going.”  I replied.

I walked back into the living room where Mr. B. was sitting watching television, and said goodbye to him with what I can only assume to be thousand yard stare on my face.

Has anyone else noticed that Justin Timberlake has quietly been growing his hair out?  Take a look at this photo of him doing his best Baywatch pose at the beach.

 

Yeah, I know what you’re thinking…he gets great manicures.

Long gone is the buzzed hair of JT…R.I.P.

It will be missed, and it brings me to question why JT is growing his hair out. 

Could it be that he is at the beginning stages of hairloss, and is growing his hair longer to hide any spots or patches of thinning hair? 

Or, quite possibly, is he growing his hair long so that when the thinning and balding does come, the longer hairs will be easier to move around and plug in where necessary?  Only JT knows for sure.

I for one hope that JT is bringing back the Justin Frosty-Fro.   

 

And I just might be the only one who finds it to be an appealing hairstyle. 

Long live the Justin Frosty-Fro!

Has anyone else noticed that Justin Timberlake has quietly been growing his hair out?  Take a look at this photo of him doing his best Baywatch pose at the beach.

 

Yeah, I know what you’re thinking…he gets great manicures.

Long gone is the buzzed hair of JT…R.I.P.

It will be missed, and it brings me to question why JT is growing his hair out. 

Could it be that he is at the beginning stages of hairloss, and is growing his hair longer to hide any spots or patches of thinning hair? 

Or, quite possibly, is he growing his hair long so that when the thinning and balding does come, the longer hairs will be easier to move around and plug in where necessary?  Only JT knows for sure.

I for one hope that JT is bringing back the Justin Frosty-Fro.   

 

And I just might be the only one who finds it to be an appealing hairstyle. 

Long live the Justin Frosty-Fro!