Britney Spears - DEAD!
by beehive on Sep.04, 2007, under Uncategorized
I have a cousin [redacted] in LA who is a paparazzi, and he just called me to say that Britney Spears is most likely DEAD!
See, last night he and apparently a gaggle of other paparazzi were tailing Britney around 5:30AM as she left an afterhours nightclub and high tailed it down the 10 (it’s a highway). They then followed her to a beach in Santa Monica around 6AM.
Britney who apparently appeared to be disoriented then stripped down to her undies, danced on top of her car while her car stereo blasted her “Hit Me Baby One More Time” song, and then she jumped into the ocean for a late night swim.
My cousin said that Britney was yelling that she wanted to finally be a free woman, and that she wanted to swim with the dolphins. She then swam out past the surf with my cousins camera clicking, and was waving with a big smile to the flashing cameras of the paparazzi, and then she just sort of went under the water and didn’t come up.
My cousin said that he just stood there on the beach waiting for Britney to surface so that he could take more pictures of her, possibly with her top fallen off after coming out of the water - but she never came up!
After about a full minute of Britney being out of sight and under the water my cousin and others called 911.
According to my cousin, he said that the police and Coast Guard are doing flyovers and have sent boats out to the waters to look for her.Â
First Anna Nicole, and now Britney…
I’m really worried…
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September 4th, 2007 on 7:30 pm
What a crock of crap!
September 4th, 2007 on 11:19 pm
whatever….if britney were actually DEAD then it wouldv’e been all over the news….this is the mega popstar trashy country girl we are talking about here…why is everyone so interested in what happens to her anyway…she is a train wreck and needs to go back to the woods and live out her days as a drunk and wastoid.
September 5th, 2007 on 11:54 am
that cant be true right? what would i do without Brit brit?!