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I had the movie Idlewild on in the background last night as I was busy checking my near empty inbox - I like emails, email me- when I heard the voice of Chris Tucker come onscreen. 

“Chris Tucker is in Idlewild?”  I thought.

I turned, looked at the television, and instead of seeing Chris Tucker, I found Macy Gray on the screen.  She was sounding all high pitch and not so raspy - in other words she sounded exactly like Chris Tucker. 

 

Chris Tucker could have been a Grammy Award winning singer, go figure.

The bottom portion of my left eyelid has been twitching up an uncontrollable storm as of late.  I could be doing anything, from sitting at work doing actual work, to cooking making peanut butter and jelly sandwiches, to just sitting down relaxing, and then it just happens.

I can feel it tugging very quickly.  It almost feels as though there is an invisible hand pinching (without pain) the entire bottom of the eyelid, because I sure as heck don’t have control of it.

My current motto is, has uncontrollable twitch, can’t think clearly.

The bottom portion of my left eyelid has been twitching up an uncontrollable storm as of late.  I could be doing anything, from sitting at work doing actual work, to cooking making peanut butter and jelly sandwiches, to just sitting down relaxing, and then it just happens.

I can feel it tugging very quickly.  It almost feels as though there is an invisible hand pinching (without pain) the entire bottom of the eyelid, because I sure as heck don’t have control of it.

My current motto is, has uncontrollable twitch, can’t think clearly.

I’m not sure if I’ve ever written about a guy that we call “crab man” on the subway before.  He has only one arm, of which the top half is sort of normal looking, and the bottom half is well, maybe four inches long, AND HE HAS TWO DIGITS!  A thumb, and a ring finger - and it makes his hand look like a crab claw!  Take a look.

What’s not pictured is his sweaty face.  His face was indeed [redacted] to protect the innocent…

The man is a seriously profuse sweater, and he is always carrying a hankerchief in his “crab claw” so that he can keep his face sweatbead free - this is his same ”crab claw” that he also uses to tap the beat of his iPod music on the subway poles.

I had a dream that Cheese was throwing a party at my place for her friends brother returning from serving in Kosovo.  Cheese supplied the party with food - Chinese take out.

When I answered the door the Chinese delivery man was holding three plastic bags full of food and informed me that I owed him well over $5,000.00 for the bill.  When I scoffed at the high price, he told me that Cheese ordered over $2,000 .00 in lo-mein, that mushrooms cost him .25 cents per, and that he needed to make a living too.

Oh boy did I wake up exhausted…and now,I’m tired…