So there’s a secret that the male gender has kept for generations among itself, and I am absolutely breaking the “I have two balls so we stick together” protocol that guys have here with regard to this secret.

Most guys have no idea where women pee from.

I know, I know, it’s shocking, but it is so true.  For the longest time I thought that I was the only one who didn’t quite know where it came from or rather out of women. 

I mean, I know that women sit down to pee into a toilet, and the general vicinity of where it comes out, but as for where the actual spot of it…I sure couldn’t point it out on a detailed map of the female crotch.

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Where does it come from?

Then one night I was getting a ride home by my friend Ralph.  Now Ralph is in his 40s and asked the question of “This might sound silly, but might you happen to know where women pee from?  Like, specifically?”

Naturally we both laughed until tears rolled down our faces at the question, but then we sat there in the traffic wondering where it actually came out from.  We then had a long and drawn out discussion about how confusing the whole thing was, and that we both just sort of thought that women pee from somewhere near or around their vag. 

That’s about it, “somewhere near or around their vag” is the best possible conclusion that guys can figure out as being the source of the female pee stream, and Ralph and I aren’t alone in our lost and confused thoughts of the matter - almost all men are.  Specifially 99.9999999% of men are confused to this mystery.

If you don’t believe me go ask your husband, boyfriend, significant other, friend, or male coworker if they know specifically.  Chances are most of them aren’t go to have a better answer other than “pussy” or ” the vagina”. 

There, I said it.