Saturday night I was walking down the street and found me a ten dollar bill staring up at me smack dab in the middle of the sidewalk.

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I casually bent down as I passed it, picked it up, put it in my pocket, smiled over the fact that I just scored a ten spot, and knew almost instantly that the bad yang was soon to follow this good yin. 

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I’m currently patiently awaiting its arrival.

I’m sure you’re wondering what I am exactly waiting for to happen, and well, I’m not 100% sure, but I would wager that it’s one of the following three very plausible situations…

Crocs:  I just might be walking across a busy avenue when I spot a pair of bright neon colored crocs being wore inappropriately on a person coming in toward me…

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when suddenly I fall through an open sewer drain and get bit on my head by a pair of 12 foot double headed crocodiles (that’s four heads) - killing me instantly!!!

Piano:  I might be walking briskly down the street while some piano movers are attempting to move a piano via a hoist 11 stories up…

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when suddenly the piano breaks and land squarely on my head - killing me instantly!!!

Joe Namath:  This is the most plausible method of the bad yang to finally catch up with me.  I just might be strolling along the Upper West Side near where Live with Regis and Kelly is filmed…

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when suddenly during the middle of a live taping of a touchdown pass from Joe Namath to Regis Philbin gets too much wind, veers left, and lands squarely on my nose - creating enough blunt force that my face implodes upon my brain - killing me instantly!!!

Or, I just might not have any bad luck over the whole thing…who knows…