So I just had a coworker come up into my cube with a question regarding some workload that someone had given her.  Without getting the specifics, it’s a task that cannot be done.  It simply can’t, and there’s no way for us or anyone to do anything with it.

“Can you help me out?  I’m not sure what Babs is looking for on this stuff.  Why is she asking me to do this?”

“Babs is fuckin’ crazy”

“Why does everyone keep saying that?”

Okay, so my “Babs is fuckin’ crazy” comment came out under my breath without my realizing it, but the “Why does everyone keep saying that?” line brought tears of laughter to my eyes.Â