The Name BeehiveHairdresser
Posted by beehive on 29 Nov 2007 at 11:56 am | Tagged as: Uncategorized
Sometimes people ask me where and how I came up with the name BeehiveHairdresser for this here blog. Unfortunately the real story isn’t all that exciting, but I was recently asked if it was due to my being a “Beehive” hairdresser of the urban slang vernacular, number two.
For those of you who are like me, and have never heard of doing a beehive, it is: “When you’re doing a girl in the ass, and before you cum you pull out and cum in her hair, and then with your penis you twirl her hair into a sticky hairdo resembling a beehive.”
Classy move, I know…
It actually sounds like such a wild and hard scenario to pull off in the heat of passion, but yes, from now on this is what will be told forth as being the truth behind the name BeehiveHairdresser, and I can’t wait to see the reactions of the inquisitive faces.
Uhhh…. sounds like a lot of work. I hope it’s worth it. I can’t quite imagine where the “fun” would come in.
You know, if I think about the quantity, distance, and effort involved, I’m not even sure it could be possible. I wonder if Mythbusters would take it on.
Now I know, and knowing is half the battle. Go Joe!
I am slightly alarmed by that
I see and hear a lot of shocking things as a Metal journalist, but I do admit this little revelation was among the more troubling bits of data so far. You might want to change that around to be something just as absurd but not as overpoweringly uhmmm gross…..
I’d like to state for the record that I have never been a recipient of a Beehive from the Beehive Hairdresser, nor do I wish for such things to take place today, tomorrow, or ever.
I do, however, quite enjoy a Dirty Sanchez now and again.
Beehive, my mind picks up and retains strange bits of information and trivia, so my apologies for even questioning this. Yes, people, it was me who asked this question — an almost 40, raised Catholic, sweet divorced mother of 2 who would GRAB A MAN BY HIS PENIS AND DO SOMETHING NOT VERY NICE IF HE TRIED THIS ON ME.
I swear I do not remember where I heard the Beehive term, or maybe if I inferred it from something else, but all I remembered before contacting BHH was that it was some dirty sex slang. (Ironically, I did find out it made me feel dirty — but not in a good way.) Being the curious type (BUT NOT THAT CURIOUS), I decided to look it up on the web. I was shocked by my findings as excerpted above from the handy urban slang dictionary. I could not reconcile them with the guy who took the nice bee photos and a loving tribute to the homeless street performer. But what do I know? I’m from the midwest and thought maybe this was the new trend in blogging in Gotham.
So, in summary, let me state that a)I don’t like, want or have ever had a beehive, dirty sanchez, or anything in the eww-gross family of sex acts; b) I’m confident that my adrenaline and revulsion would kick in big time, allowing me to kick your ass if you were to attempt to do any act(s) as outlined in (a) with me; c) I am open-minded enough that if you do like to do any act(s) as outlined in (a) with someone else, that’s fine, just don’t tell me about it; and, d) I am relieved to know that the origins of your blog name have nothing to do with this post.
I think I better start going to church again. Thank you.
Sincerely,
Susan
P.S. As a marketer, I’m glad to have offered you a new marketing angle for your site.
Susan, you’ve never tried a Dirty Sanchez?
Girl, you just haven’t LIVED.
Cheese, so be it. I just can’t get my arms around the appeal of the concept.
There is no appeal. I was sorta kidding. Lighten up Susan. It’s Friday
Sorry, I actually was trying to kid back — I dunno, maybe typing responses about dirty sanchezes while at work isn’t the best idea?!