In Touch Weekly is reporting that Britney Spears is pregnant again, and that the source of the knock up is none other than J.R. Rotem.

When I told a coworker of this news, he asked, “How is this happened?”

To which I replied, “Apparently she’s quite impregnable.”

And Britney, please don’t copy my name for your soon to be offspring, Bobby Bacala is all mine.

I’ve been holding off for months with of a new purchase of sneakers for my beautiful and quite charming feet by claiming that “I didn’t have the money for it” all the while spending at times unnecessary cash on cabs, video games, and gardening stuff…

I know, spending 60 dollars on gardening stuff is way more important than my being able to walk around without having my feet hurt me due to the rubber sole of my sneakers having been walked through, but hey, I’m an enigma when it comes to foot adornments.

Anyway, here are my new sneakers!!!

 

And for all of you ankle fetishists out there, just stop it now!  I know that you guys are going to find this pic through google, whack off, and I just want you all to know that you need help, and not in the way that my ankles can help!

Anyway, the sneakers, they’re so cool, what with their blue on white appeal, and guess what….they have the air bubble in the back of the shoe, right under my heels. 

Yeup, these Nike air bubbles make these new sneakers feel so comfy that it’s as if my feet are walking back in time and are currently in the year 1990. 

I’m sure many if you have heard the news that Linda Bollea aka Linda Hogan, the wife of Hulk Hogan, and MILF of Brooke Hogan, has filed for divorce from the Hulkster saying that the marriage is “irretrievably broken”.   

Linda pictured in red, and sporting a pearl necklace (zing!).

Now, from what I heard, Linda filed for divorce this past Tuesday, that’s a week ago, and the story broke to me over this past weekend, so I’m not too sure if I’m coming in too late on this here or not, but I’d like to be the first to put my name on the top of the list of people who want to bang Linda Hogan.

This list is open to anyone and anyone to add their name, but just know that the top spot is already taken by me, and should Linda Hogan ever contact me to activate this list I will gladly pass it along to her.

Also, let it be known that since I happily in Cheese, I will most likely be auctioning my spot off to the highest bidder, of which I plan on making loads of cash on for my self profit.  Either that, or I will give the spot away to the person with the poorest of sob stories, but be warned you’d have to have a really good sob story.

I’m sure many if you have heard the news that Linda Bollea aka Linda Hogan, the wife of Hulk Hogan, and MILF of Brooke Hogan, has filed for divorce from the Hulkster saying that the marriage is “irretrievably broken”.   

Linda pictured in red, and sporting a pearl necklace (zing!).

Now, from what I heard, Linda filed for divorce this past Tuesday, that’s a week ago, and the story broke to me over this past weekend, so I’m not too sure if I’m coming in too late on this here or not, but I’d like to be the first to put my name on the top of the list of people who want to bang Linda Hogan.

This list is open to anyone and anyone to add their name, but just know that the top spot is already taken by me, and should Linda Hogan ever contact me to activate this list I will gladly pass it along to her.

Also, let it be known that since I happily in Cheese, I will most likely be auctioning my spot off to the highest bidder, of which I plan on making loads of cash on for my self profit.  Either that, or I will give the spot away to the person with the poorest of sob stories, but be warned you’d have to have a really good sob story.

Ladies and Gentlemen of the internet world, I would like to introduce the newest member of the BeehiveHairdresser family, Bobby Bacala. 

As you can see, Bobby Bacala is a red colored Betta fish, and he was really hard to take a good photograph of. 

Please put your hands together, and welcome him.  Treat him as you would me, and I think all will run well.